April 15th 2009 - Modi organizes a Tea Party protest with special signs funded by the Koch brothers.
November 2000 - Modi confuses old Jewish voters in Florida, tricking thousands into voting for Pat Buchanan.
1995 - Modi calls a fat Jewish girl up and says "Monica, you should apply to be an intern in the White House"
1994 - Modi killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, drove his car to OJ's house and dropped a bloody glove out back.
Winter 1986 - Modi sends a young woman to meet retired US Senator and presidential frontrunner Gary Hart. That woman's name: Donna Rice.
Spring 1980 - Modi makes a phone call, "Helicopter mission over the desert at night across a nation you've been arming for years? It'll be a breeze President Carter!"
1968 - An 18 year old Modi interns at hotels across America as a forward scout for the thousands of Indians who will buy hotels and motels in the US. MLK and RFK are both shot at a motel and hotel. Just sayin'.
November 22, 1963 - Shots ring out in Dallas and no one pays attention to the little 13 year old Hindu on the grassy knoll.
Himalayas 1930s - Nazi hikers attempt to trek up various mountains. Random drops of semen are left behind. Over a decade passes before a Hindu woman becomes pregnant to give birth in 1950 to a little Nazi Modi, formally named Narendra Modi.
The media has been doing its best since the Indian election to signal that Modi is bad. These datelines are blurbs the media wishes it could use and not be laughed at.