10. Kerry Washington - Kerry at age 37, seems to be a bit old to grab the title of "hot black actress that even white men will project themselves with" from Halle Berry, but it looks like she won the battle against Zoe Saldana. Of course she was cast as the left behind slave wife that Jamie Foxx would trek through the south to save from the slave owner. Never noticed until this picture, but her eyes are different sizes.
9. Stacy Keibler - The 34 year old former WCW wrestling manager turned C list Hollywood arm candy for George Clonney turned reject who quickly married someone no one has ever heard of is in at number nine. She, like Washington, has aged well, but seriously? Do the mid 30s women just having their first kid need to feel sexy because Keibler is on the list?
8. Molly Sims - Feeling less than sexy because you turned 40 ladies? Fret not, Molly is here to remind you that you too can be 40 and still be hot. Sims is pretty, but Sims a dozen years ago should be on this list, not now. What does she need to promote anyway?
7. Gabrielle Union - This is getting ridiculous. Union is 41, and was very hot years ago. She's already starting to show the middle aging bit. Damn, her man knocked up someone else when they were on a break and she took him back. Hahahaha, Dwyane Wade (much younger than her) is going to leave her in a few years, sending her into a Demi Moore tailspin. Guess middle aged black women need a self esteem boost seeing Union here. "She got a younger man, I can get me one too!"
6. Amber Heard - At 28 she is the youngest woman here. She actually is gorgeous. They should do a bi-curious lesbian remake of Vertigo and cast her in the Kim Novak role. Laugh at that idea, but it's maybe two years away from getting funding.
4. Mindy Kaling - PEOPLE mentioned her Dartmouth degree right off the bat. She is 34; nice hair, but come on PEOPLE. This is interesting that Indian women now have a representative, but I guess using the hot chick from Slumdog Millionaire was too obvious. Thinking about this, it is an insult to Indian women; here's your inclusion but it's a pity spot. I could go to Dartmouth right now and find 10 hot Indian women. I typed this on Ask.fm: ever notice the lack of Indian strippers and escorts? Probably has to do with Indians doing so well economically in America (or they lack the stripper gene). Guess Mindy's show's ratings are bad enough they need this boost before May sweeps to save it.
3. Jenna Dewan-Tatum - At 33, she is still looking good. Nice catch by Channing Tatum. Interesting that the one woman with a decent rack they pose laying on her back to hide the guns. Wouldn't want women to get the idea that looking like a normal woman and not a 13 year old boy is okay. You'd think the media is run by gay men or something.
2. Keri Russell - At 37, even with the botox, this is a bit of a stretch. No breasts, deep cut blazer, no smile due to botox freezing, and The Americans must need some publicity. Curly haired Keri from 1999 would be reasonable on this list but come on, do mid-30s women need the boost considering the Keibler and Pink inclusions above?
PEOPLE loves pushing the women of color bit when these issues come out. Is their self esteem that low? Are they suffering from anorexia and bulimia at high rates? Could they not find a Victoria's Secret or video vixen to throw into the list instead of passed their prime actresses? Surprised they did not recycle First Lady Michelle Obama for this issue. This must be because they decided to not push the alternative body types this year with so many in the top ten being Hollywood thin. Only one woman is under 30, and she is the one cuddling with Johnny Depp who is 50 in real life. Male privilege. Good to see the media be consistent and not allow the list to be full of women with well developed breasts and round asses. Quick look back at the list and check their left hands. Some of these women are married, but only one wedding ring visible. Remember, this list is for women.