Saturday, March 22, 2014

Old Hollywood - Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield

Thanks for all the online pimping this week, causing my sales to quitruple and katrople. I will leave you with a few classic pictures from old Hollywood, when the women looked like women.

Everyone knows this picture of Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield.

Mansfield = Monroe Supersized
Jealousy, right? That is how it has always been framed. I doubt it. What did Sophia Loren have to be jealous about; the dinner was in her honor. Look at this picture from earlier in the night and tell me what Sophia Loren was looking out for with her sneak peek in the other picture?

Mansfield's curves = Legendary
She was worried Mansfield was going to have a nipple slip out. Take a look at that hip/rear curve on Mansfield. Pay attention Jezebel, that is an hourglass! Hollywood had multiple women of those dimensions back then: Loren, Mansfield, Monroe, Mamie Van Doren, and Jane Russell. Russell inspried Howard Hughes to design a new bra to boost her ample assets for the movie "The Outlaw". They were thin but curvy. Look at the pictures posted. Thin but no sinews of muscle visible. A soft thin look. I am missing a few, but I'll take any of them over what we regularly get shoved our way now.

I'd look surprised too

1 comment:

josh said...

Apropos of absolutely nothing, wasn't Mansfield the one who was a member of the Church of Satan?