|Thai food is just so much more authentic to me|
Meet Ashley Casard-Mullon. She eats a lot of pizza and english muffins and is in a loose relationship with a player who she knows bangs other girls so she hooks up with some guys to ease the pain of not getting proper attention from her real object of affection. She once kissed a girl to get attention from a special guy at a party. She knows no disabled people. Doesn't understand feminism, but likes gimmedats and help with job applications. She is in year 6 of college having just settled into communications. She is pro-choice but thinks girls who get abortions are dirty. She drives an SUV and flies in airplanes. Doesnt know anything about Hinduism beyond what that one class of yoga taught her, but she needs to claim some religion to not be associated with her argumentative atheist friends. She only plays Mario Kart. Walkable cities means Manhattan to her. Doesn't realize Bettie Page was the biggest pin up model of the '50s and appeared in Playboy. Hasn't spoken to a black man beyond placing a fast food order in years. Hopes to be best woman at a gay wedding but is creeped out by lesbians. Doesn't go south of Main Street when in San Diego and stayed in the Apple product section of the OWS camp. Spends an hour selecting the right outfit, doing her hair and drinking small amounts of arsenic to appear paler. Her family had a hyphenated name, mom divorced dad and her Boomer parents were so self absorbed all of her childhood that she was allowed to do whatever whenever. Who would ever want to start a family with that?
*Names are changed to protect the quasi-innocent. Picture is a random SWPL hipster.
Note to commenter I did not publish: it's the same girl. I'm just looking at the two sides to her antics.