She's going to hit the wall, trust me. She might reject you now. She might be the hottest thing in your social circle, but she's going to hit the wall. Even if she rejects you now, take solace in the fact that her wall connection may be an extinction level event impact.
She might hook up with you once and memories of her naked roll in your mind. She might be a classic, American blonde beauty with long hair just out for a round of golf with you.
She might dress up as a French maid with her guns boosted and stockings that are seamed down the back to show off her figure at a Halloween party.
She might look fantastic in a bikini at random BBQs you and your friends throw.
She might age wonderfully at first into a classy looking babe.
But trust me, she is going to hit the wall.
All photos are of former Playboy playmate and '80s Hollywood eye candy actress Colleen Camp.