1. "Fat Bottom Girls" Remake - Change it to "Fat Bottom Girlz" and have it centered on a rapper's memories of fat bottom ladies at home and on the road touring. They make the rappin' world go round. This is a definite #1 hit.
2. Remake the theme song to "Dukes of Hazzard" - Call it "Thugs of Hazzard" and tweak the lyrics from good ol' boys to ghetto boys. When the "making their way..." part starts up, that would be when the Gospel choir would be singing back up. Crank the bass on this one, and it would be a big hit in the clubs.