This is another article that is a slap in the face to the people in the NY region affected by the horrible unemployment affecting Americ currently.
The 2nd paragraph is worth repeating:
"Who will safeguard my apartment as I sleep? Greet my children when they come home from school? Accept deliveries? Clean the hallways? Sort the mail? Operate the elevator? And, for goodness sake, will let the cleaning lady in?"
Here's some answers: You'll have to trust the locks. No one. Join the club. Contract that cleaning out. Sort your own mail. Push the fucking elevator buttons yourself! Maybe you'll have to clean your apartment yourself.
The broader unemployment definition is at 17% and has been for almost a year now. This article is not a funny way to look at the doorman strike. The strike is also a slap in the face to the unemployed.