Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Is it bad to feel good about this?

So Bernie Madoff's lover spills secrets in a tell all book to cash in on the fame and intrigue while it's hot. She gave him the nickname "Winky Dink". He also has a very small penis. The nickname is not because of the small penis. Unbelievable. I call shenanigans.

I'm pasting the entire section about why she named him Winky Dink which just so happens to be right before the small penis section. Coincidence that it's written this way by Bloomberg? I think not. Rot in jail Bernie.

‘Winky Dink’
He sometimes blinked his eyes uncontrollably, leading her to nickname him “Winky Dink” when she disclosed her affair to some close female friends.


At the Willard, Weinstein wrote, she learned one of his many secrets that they discussed by telephone a few days later.

“Bernie had a very small penis,” she wrote. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”

Still, she said: “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze."

2 comments:

"AG" said...

I can't believe they put those smutty details on Bloomberg.com.

Son of Brock Landers said...

classless. In the middle of the most interesting financial and econ time of the last 50 years, they choose to write about this tabloid tell all and CNBC does hour long special reports on high end prostitution or porn. sad.