Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Twilight in a Nutshell

Twilight is a story about an old pedophile who falls for a bland 16 year old girl, but everyone looks the other way when they read it because they project their souls into said bland 16 year old girl.

Mormon woman cackles as she counts the money from her Victorian Era abstinence story sprinkled with vampires.

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