Monday, February 19, 2007

10 Reasons to go to the Gym

In an effort to help fight the plague that is Winter couch sitting, I have put together a list of ten reasons why you should hit the gym.

10. Improve your cardiovascular system.
9. Lose weight. Chances are, you are tubby.
8. Improve bone density so you won't be a brittle old person.
7. Shape up so your girl will leave the lights on when you get down.

6. Encourage your girl to get in the gym so she isn't the out of shape one in the relationship. Women hate that.
5. Improve your immune system.
4. Create an outlet for your stress and pent up frustration.

3. Pay attention to women doing squats.
2. Look for women who just got out of a relationship or marriage that wear much more revealing outfits than other women.
1. You may walk into the gym one day and see this. I do not even have a phrase for that photo.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish Raquel Welch did a workout video with Stacey Lynn & Trish Stratus

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see Linda Cardellini as Velma from Scooby Doo in that Leotard with an orange color on it.